The 7 Habits of People Who Have Great Sex While Becoming Slim, Healthy Billionaires

Pursuant to a conversation on twitter with AmaliaTd, the title of my next book will be:

The 7 Habits of People Who Have Great Sex While Becoming Slim, Healthy Billionaires

I have nothing useful to say on the subject, but I look forward to the increase in my bank balance.

14 comments:

Laura Hughes, MittensMorgul said...

I love that you tagged this post "finance."

Anthony said...

This works for me.

Lexi said...

But Gary, the title does not mention Nazis or cats...

Amalia T said...

It would be an interesting study to see if your title sold more than my title: The 7 Habits of People Who Have Great Sex While Becoming Slim, Healthy Billionaires, as Ordained by God.

Gary Corby said...

I'd struggle to get Nazis and cats in there as well. I'm open to suggestions.

Anthony said...

The 7 Habits of People Who Have Great Sex While Becoming Slim, Healthy Billionaires and their Cats that Machine Gun Nazis.

Because, basically, machine gunning down Nazis is the highlight of any book.

Lexi said...

I think Anthony's nailed it.

Gary Corby said...

Okay Anthony, this is your book to write.

RWMG said...

eggghem Shouldn't the undead feature in there somewhere?

Gary Corby said...

Well it'll have to be either zombie Nazis or zombie cats. Zombie Nazis have already been done. We'll have to go with undead cats.

Anthony said...

Sorry Gary, but the only thing better than machine gunning down Nazis is machine gunning down zombie Nazis.

"The 7 Habits of People Who Have Great Sex While Becoming Slim, Healthy Billionaires and their Cats that Machine Gun Zombie Nazis"

Peter Rozovsky said...

Is that after or before Oedipus Rex With Zombies?
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Gary Corby said...

Peter, I could do this one while I wait for a contract for the Zombie Oedipus series.

L. T. Host said...

Oh man. I am SO SAD I missed this conversation! I bet it was hilarious.